You were dreaming. It was one of those weird dreams where your teeth fell out and it felt real. You shot up into a sitting position in your bed, sweating and panting in fear. You pressed your hands to your jaw and made sure if your teeth were still there. Sighing, you reached over to the end of the bed where your two cats slept. Careful not to wake them up, you slid the sheets off your legs and went down stairs to prepare some breakfast. You took out the box of Cheerios and poured a bowl. You added milk, then went to the table. "Nyaaa~~" That little noise caught your attention. The two cats had crawled tiredly down the stairs. You stood up and crouched beside the two cats. You used both hands to stroke their fuzzy ears.
"Good morning Feli. Good morning Lovi." You said, talking to the cats as if they could understand you.
Personally, you thought they could because the way you found them was very sad. You'd been wandering around the town and ended up in a really shady place. Seeing the two cats looking rather dirty and hungry, you bought them and rushed them home. You cleaned them up, fed them, and bonded with them as fast as possible. Now they were like your kids. Lovi and Feli were just their nicknames, because if you called them by their full names you would draw some weird looks. Lovino and Feliciano were their full names, and cute names at that. You looked up at the clock. 7:00.
"See you two later, Lovi, Feli. It's time for me to go to work."
Feliciano had always been the more loud-ish and vocal cat, while Lovino was a little quieter. Lovi did make loud meows as if he was cursing out his brother-cat. You got dressed in your room, the two cats sitting quietly on your bed. Once you were finished getting ready, you flew down the stairs, taking two or three steps at a time. You headed out the door, quickly rubbing the cats' ears and locking the door behind you. You ran down the road to the bus stop, caught one and left.
"Mio fratello!" Feliciano mewed as he hunted down Lovino. "Where did you-a go off to? Veh?"
Feliciano kicked his little brown-gold legs and hurtled down the stairs energetically. Lovino was sitting on the window sill, wistfully looking at the bus taking you away. He glared angrily. Feliciano hooked a claw innocently into his brothers' tail, which was hanging down. Lovino let out an angry hiss. "WHAT THE CRAPPOLA ARE YOU DOING, IDIOT BROTHER???!!" Feliciano didn't seem fazed by his brothers' reaction. "Veh? What are you looking-a at?"
Lovino turned his attention back to the bus, still glaring daggers. "Ooh! Does mio fratello like-a Master (Y/N)? Feliciano meowed.
Lovino turned to face his brother, poking claws out of his tabby paws. He waved a sharp claw in Feliciano's face. "LIKE MASTER (Y/N) WOULD LOVE US LIKE THAT!!!!" Lovino hissed angrily. Feliciano's fluffy face looked confused. "That's not-a what I asked." Feliciano replied. "Did you forget what we-a are?" Lovino cocked his head to the side, a sad look clouding his amber cat eyes. "No, mio fratello. I didn't forget. I'm not as stupid as you." Lovino mewed. Feliciano bared his little pearly white teeth, intending to smile. "Then she can still find a way to love us. All we-a have to-a do is change a little bit." Feliciano purred.
After a tiring day of work, you got off the bus half asleep, and walked down the sidewalk to your house. Eyes barely open, you fiddled with the lock and got inside after a little bit of a struggle. Climbing up the stairs, you were daydreaming about snuggling up against Feli and Lovi and going to sleep as soon as your head hit the pillow. "Feli! Lovi!" you called. "I'm home!"
You opened the door to your room, surprised by how dark it was. You switched on the light.
Your hand flew to your mouth, gasping at the sight before you. Two absolutely naked men were sitting on your bed, looking like they'd been waiting for you. Your eyes bugged at them. "Ciao, Master (Y/N)!!" the one with the reddish brown hair said bubbly. The one with the darker hair started to strangle the other by the throat. "Smooooth move there, mio fratello!!!!"
You stared at them. "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???!!!" you screamed.